Post by supersaiyan3 on Jan 2, 2004 0:07:03 GMT -5
Stupid (menial) people's reason for life (theory)
When you go to the super market and you go to buy your groceries and see a pathetic guy with acne packing your grocery bags you can’t help but think “How much would it suck to be that guy.” Or you would think “Why the hell does this guy even exist? What a waste of a human being.” Well to answer your first question yes it would really suck to be that guy. But that guy is your slave. God did not give everyone potential. He created pathetic losers like the toll booth guys to serve us. He created them for the sole purpose that a smart man wouldn’t have to waste his precious time with menial tasks. Imagine how much it would suck if we had to take our garbage all the way to the dump. To fix this problem god created some stupid pathetic man with no potential to go pick up your garbage so that the greater man can sit on his ass and enjoy life. These men are not really failures like people think they are. These are people that are actually helping society. God sacrificed them so smart people can control the world. If you are a minimum wage job worker who is reading this then you should be proud of yourself because you are a servant of god. When somebody tells you “Don’t make fun of him for being a toll booth attendant he is a human being too!” that person is wrong. They are not human beings like you and me. They are inferior beings with only one purpose, to be our slaves. Occasionally these inferior human beings finish serving us and God rewards them by improving their class and evolving them into intelligent beings. These beings then have the same opportunities as you and me. They can become doctors and lawyers and even politicians. But the likeliness of this is very slim and is the highest honor of the slave race. So to conclude this theory whenever you ponder and come across interesting questions like, “Why don’t we kill all those insignificant people so that the human race won’t have so many losers?” the answer to you question is that we need those losers because they help us succeed. This about it the more losers we have the less work for us! Sounds like a bargain to me.
“Laziness is a Way of Life”
You wake up every mourning and you think to yourself, “I bust my ass 60 hours a week for my damn job just to make a nice living, is it really worth it?” There is a very simple answer to this question. Hell no! Your wife wants a nice house then why doesn’t she get off her ass and get a job? Why should you waste your life working to buy shit you don’t even need. Look at Mike Tyson for instance. Moron lost 300 million dollars wasting it on dumb shit. If he would have been a tollbooth attendant like his intellect is capable of then he would have a nice lazy lifestyle in a lower-middle class apartment. So what if you don’t have a huge house to show off your wealth. So what if you’re not driving a $50,000 car. Don’t you just want to sit on your ass and be happy with your life? Who needs the stress of working? I happen to be a soon to be sophomore in high school and there are kids who sit around and work 50 hours a week or maybe even more. I laugh at them because they are proving they are stupid by wasting over 2 out of 7 days of every week of their lives. Not including all the time they already waste sleeping. Assuming the average human sleeps 7 hours a night I will round out an average kid in my grades weekly sleeping at 50 hours. Add that to your working hours and bam you wasted 100 hours of your week. Plus I go to a private school that has about 7 hours of classes a day for 5 days a week. That’s 35 more hours. 135 out of 168 hours wasted per week on work. That’s right you only live 1 day and 9 hours a week you workaholics. And your reason to exist is…? So that I can copy your work so I don’t have to waste my precious life doing that bullshit. These hard workers say that school for kids who don’t try is a joke. Well the jokes on you pal. You may as well kill yourself. Put the fucking textbook down and live your high school years. It is people like you that I ask to pass the remote because I’m too lazy to get off my lazy ass and get it. Hey maybe you will go to heaven. You can be the moron that sits there and calculates gods taxes you dipshit. Well now you have three choices now that you realize your life is a waste. 1. Continue your wasted life. 2. Start living a little. 3. Chug a bottle of Zanex. The choice is yours.
When you go to the super market and you go to buy your groceries and see a pathetic guy with acne packing your grocery bags you can’t help but think “How much would it suck to be that guy.” Or you would think “Why the hell does this guy even exist? What a waste of a human being.” Well to answer your first question yes it would really suck to be that guy. But that guy is your slave. God did not give everyone potential. He created pathetic losers like the toll booth guys to serve us. He created them for the sole purpose that a smart man wouldn’t have to waste his precious time with menial tasks. Imagine how much it would suck if we had to take our garbage all the way to the dump. To fix this problem god created some stupid pathetic man with no potential to go pick up your garbage so that the greater man can sit on his ass and enjoy life. These men are not really failures like people think they are. These are people that are actually helping society. God sacrificed them so smart people can control the world. If you are a minimum wage job worker who is reading this then you should be proud of yourself because you are a servant of god. When somebody tells you “Don’t make fun of him for being a toll booth attendant he is a human being too!” that person is wrong. They are not human beings like you and me. They are inferior beings with only one purpose, to be our slaves. Occasionally these inferior human beings finish serving us and God rewards them by improving their class and evolving them into intelligent beings. These beings then have the same opportunities as you and me. They can become doctors and lawyers and even politicians. But the likeliness of this is very slim and is the highest honor of the slave race. So to conclude this theory whenever you ponder and come across interesting questions like, “Why don’t we kill all those insignificant people so that the human race won’t have so many losers?” the answer to you question is that we need those losers because they help us succeed. This about it the more losers we have the less work for us! Sounds like a bargain to me.
“Laziness is a Way of Life”
You wake up every mourning and you think to yourself, “I bust my ass 60 hours a week for my damn job just to make a nice living, is it really worth it?” There is a very simple answer to this question. Hell no! Your wife wants a nice house then why doesn’t she get off her ass and get a job? Why should you waste your life working to buy shit you don’t even need. Look at Mike Tyson for instance. Moron lost 300 million dollars wasting it on dumb shit. If he would have been a tollbooth attendant like his intellect is capable of then he would have a nice lazy lifestyle in a lower-middle class apartment. So what if you don’t have a huge house to show off your wealth. So what if you’re not driving a $50,000 car. Don’t you just want to sit on your ass and be happy with your life? Who needs the stress of working? I happen to be a soon to be sophomore in high school and there are kids who sit around and work 50 hours a week or maybe even more. I laugh at them because they are proving they are stupid by wasting over 2 out of 7 days of every week of their lives. Not including all the time they already waste sleeping. Assuming the average human sleeps 7 hours a night I will round out an average kid in my grades weekly sleeping at 50 hours. Add that to your working hours and bam you wasted 100 hours of your week. Plus I go to a private school that has about 7 hours of classes a day for 5 days a week. That’s 35 more hours. 135 out of 168 hours wasted per week on work. That’s right you only live 1 day and 9 hours a week you workaholics. And your reason to exist is…? So that I can copy your work so I don’t have to waste my precious life doing that bullshit. These hard workers say that school for kids who don’t try is a joke. Well the jokes on you pal. You may as well kill yourself. Put the fucking textbook down and live your high school years. It is people like you that I ask to pass the remote because I’m too lazy to get off my lazy ass and get it. Hey maybe you will go to heaven. You can be the moron that sits there and calculates gods taxes you dipshit. Well now you have three choices now that you realize your life is a waste. 1. Continue your wasted life. 2. Start living a little. 3. Chug a bottle of Zanex. The choice is yours.
